Anonymous said: Will you be my Valentine? - Will you be my man? - I'll spank you til you almost cry - And love you if I can. (A never-sent poem from Lindsey to Pip.)

oh my sweet lord…i can’t….i need….i gotta…x

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heartrachel:

Noel Fielding at The Big Chill, 2009 {x}

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hello-little-deer:

For the duration of its existence, our little work art collective was titled “Tits Jafar,” to honor Disney’s delightful design mistake.

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icountryboy98:

emmaontheice:

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guardianhiccup:

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starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

i don’t see it

now i see it

(Source: jesscookie)

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A little Pip and Olly fan-fic

Pip swallowed another screaming moan and twisted his fingers in the sheets. Olly dug his nails into Pip’s sides, tearing them down the sides of his arse. He moved them back up to his waist and dragged Pip hard into him. A sob escaped Pip and he bit his fist hard enough to draw blood. Before either of them could react, steps on the landing, the squeak of the door and…Phil lumbered into view.
“Philip, where’s the- AND WHAT THE FUCK D’YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO MY SON MISTER OLIVER JAMES STARLING?!”
Pip screeched “FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PERVY FUCK! AHHHH MY GOD!”
Phil threw the door shut and stumbled out looking as if someone had thrown acid in his eyes. Olly beat the record for putting pants on while Pip tried desperately to ignore the fact he was twenty seconds away from coming. His spray on jeans did not help hide this fact. 

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Anonymous said: Hello! I'm sorry, I really don't want to seem rude, but could I possibly enquire as to your preferred pronouns? I like telling people about your blog and all your amazing art but I want to make sure I'm using your preferred terms. Thank you for your time!

oh Christ! that’s proper lovely, thank you! you wanna know something silly and a bit confusing? i do he and she, i prefer he i think, but y;know, i’m pretty open. Nothing to be anon about!

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The new do - bit by bit i am becoming the human Valentine.

The new do - bit by bit i am becoming the human Valentine.

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